fashionlocker:

f a s h i o n l o c k e r


baconsloth:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it

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fashionlocker:

f a s h i o n l o c k e r


poopflow:

maliciousmelons:

imagine if they named a disease after your url

oh god

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sampreme:

Places you HAVE to visit before you die. #1 is beyond beautiful.
judg1ngy0u:

newyrye:
Stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. The case was dimissed.
fox-party:

A past birthday cake of mine